Blogging from the ER I am on a whole new level of blogger fear me

belaquadros:

Roland Topor

belaquadros:

Roland Topor

gowns:

We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

"vaccinate your fucking kids"
holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

greatjaggi:

Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

ostracizedpoodle:

NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space