why isn’t the rating system for fanfiction
- They Don’t Bang
- They Bang
- They Bang and Its Detailed
- They Bang and Its Kinky
then content warns.
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
#wrath of Pluto
Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools
does anyone else find this scarily similar to how Hades (aka Pluto) was cast out of Olympus???
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with